things that make you fat but shouldn’t
- food
- staying inside all day on tumblr
- milkshakes
- eating your feelings
things that don’t make you fat but should
- being stupid
- being a twat
- being homophobic
- reblogging and changing the source
forever wishing i had a social life
Me: *walking down street*
Random stranger: *walks past me* hello, how are you?
Me: lol please don't murder me
Random stranger: *walks past me* hello, how are you?
Me: lol please don't murder me
i can’t think of a time in my life when i wasn’t socially awkward
friend: omg i had sex for an hour it was so amazing like i can't even walk anymore #yolo
me: one time a homeless man said i have nice hair
me: one time a homeless man said i have nice hair
give me ur address and i’ll rate the way u sleep and the way you bathe
(via soulmind-body)
